
Lady Gaga
fapppppp
Unf I would shove my cock right into her mouth, if I had one.

Lady Gaga
fapppppp
Unf I would shove my cock right into her mouth, if I had one.
(via thisiskatherine)
you do say it wierd
no you all say it weird!
BULLSHIT! i call shenanigans
h8u
A Taurus woman has perfected the art of seduction, but that does not mean she is promiscuous or casual about love. She has a need for both security and stability in her life. While a seductress, she is also old fashioned in many ways. She loves to nurture those around her and loves being in love, as it brings out the best in her. Open, devoted and loving, once she falls in love, no one can deter her about her feelings. She has faith in her judgment. She will give you her all, but expects the same from you in return.The Perfect Date A Taurus will enjoy a nice, quiet evening out where you can share a great conversation and a good bottle of wine. You can also cook at home - Tauruses are homebodies by nature, so while this might seem dull to some, it is right up their alley. They have a wicked sense of humor, so if you are looking to go out, consider a movie or comedy club.
OH YEAH, I’VE TOTES MASTERED THE ART OF ~SEDUCTION.
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This is so wrong.

This is Denny. He’s on the packet that came with my prescription.
Idk why but it’s creepin’ me out.
I thought I could escape, but then I finally felt the weight of my crimes.
It’s passion, it’s not love. Infatuation never ends up right.
At least I won’t be alone tonight.
or even a large enough natural disaster, I will seize the opportunity to unleash every sick murder fantasy I’ve had about you and everyone else who’s ever wronged me in any way.
If this were September 11th in NYC, I’d smash your head in with a cement block and leave you in the rubble.
I’ll hold your head underwater in Atlanta or maybe I’ll shove a fence post through your spleen in Tornado Alley.
You’re bait in shark season and when it gets to cold, you’re a case for pneumonia.
If it fails, prepare for me to try again. I’m no quitter so don’t be surprised when you wake up naked on the wrong side of Detroit or when you realize I’ve mixed your medications. I’ll personally under cook your meat for fifty fucking years if I have too.